You must be thinking to yourself, how can breast implants and Bluetooth technology go together? Well believe it or not, breast implants with a built-in MP3 player are under development.

BT Laboratories analyst Ian Pearson believes breast implants may as well serve a purpose rather than.....well, lets just say "eye candy". Pearson states, "if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

One can only imagine how this technology will actually work.

Pearson's idea involves inserting an MP3 player in one breast and a storage chip in the other. The implants would transmit sound and be controlled with Bluetooth technology.

There are still many questions that will surely need to be addressed before this crazy idea actually becomes a reality. Such as:

How will one change tracks, increase volume, etc?

Just imagine the possibility of women walking around with breasts that crank out your favorite tunes. The mind is quickly filled with endless amounts of insane notions.

This technology could be available within the next 15 years.

Posted October 18, 2005 by BlueTomorrow.com Editorial Staff